Mellow Hills

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The Kingdom of Albion and of Mellow Hills is a huge, devout nation, ruled by Maria Magdalena and Jesus Christ with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 901 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spree. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Maria Magdalena and Jesus Christ. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mellow Hills's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pound.



